Memory 13 and 12
Jan. 3rd, 2013 10:51 pmMake an indecent gesture at the sky
[Day 205, Green Knight. Cookies 5/5]
Here until "Oh hell no"
( TT: It's actually kind of fascinating that you think you achieved something visually coherent or recognizable. )
Boozehounding
[Day 207, Mira. heart-shaped mini-apples 6/7]
Offscreen
( TT: Maybe I'll chain her leg to the bed if she doesn't wake up soon. )
[Day 205, Green Knight. Cookies 5/5]
uu: I MAINLY JuST SKIM PAST IT ALL WITH DISGuST. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS.
uu: WHERE PEOPLE DIE.
uu: I COuLD READ THOSE.
uu: OVER AND OVER.
uu: AND ALSO MAYBE THE PARTS.
uu: WHERE PEOPLE "KISS"?
uu: IN THE WAY THAT WHEN YOu CHANCE uPON SOMETHING.
uu: uNSPEAKABLY AND VISCERALLY ABHORRENT.
uu: IT GETS HARD.
TT: Does it now.
Here until "Oh hell no"
( TT: It's actually kind of fascinating that you think you achieved something visually coherent or recognizable. )
Boozehounding
[Day 207, Mira. heart-shaped mini-apples 6/7]
TT: For one thing, it gets a bit distracting managing two alert bodies in different places at the same time.
TT: And for another thing, it's better to maintain appearances.
TT: Everyone on Derse believes their heroes haven't woken yet.
TT: Though they are both rumored to be very active sleep walkers.
TT: Which is half true. She can't ever seem to sleep still. Goes off wandering for days.
TT: Sometimes I've gotta go round her up from some godforsaken cranny of the abyss. Drag her tipsy ass home, tuck her back in.
Offscreen
( TT: Maybe I'll chain her leg to the bed if she doesn't wake up soon. )
Memories 9 through 11
Dec. 26th, 2012 11:33 pmMake obvious sexual overtures at Jake
[Day 198, Dream. Candy bracelet 8/9]
Here
It is important to note Dirk is NOT the one speaking in this memory! He is actually reading the log after stepping out of the shower.
( GT: *Blows smoke off red hot irony pistol.* )
Memory 10
Down to the last decimal place
[Day 199, Gingerbread Witch. Slightly burnt cookies 4/5]
Here
( TT: Your gutterball was so rowdy it catapulted into the adjacent lane. )
Memory 11
RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!
[Day 200, 3 of 3. Friendship bracelet 2/3]
Here
( That shit's as whack as I'm a guy made of metal! )
[Day 198, Dream. Candy bracelet 8/9]
TT: Take it easy, bromide.
TT: Just about the only way I could salvage endearment from this perilous slope of horseshit would be to discover, really fucking soon mind you, it was a preamble to some floundering invitation for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible.
TT: But since we've already shot that wad's eventuality on so many dry runs of flustered ambivalence that were as hilarious as they were one sided,
TT: That leaves only one hope for this message to avoid spiraling toward qualification as a critical fucking defect in the hull of the Mach 10 rocket that is my precious spare time.
Here
It is important to note Dirk is NOT the one speaking in this memory! He is actually reading the log after stepping out of the shower.
( GT: *Blows smoke off red hot irony pistol.* )
Memory 10
Down to the last decimal place
[Day 199, Gingerbread Witch. Slightly burnt cookies 4/5]
TT: See, it's lines like that which make it obvious your only intent is to jerk me around. Nobody actually says shit like that and is serious about it.
TT: It's also obvious because you're me, and I'm sure I would be constantly fucking with my own head if I were you.
Here
( TT: Your gutterball was so rowdy it catapulted into the adjacent lane. )
Memory 11
RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!
[Day 200, 3 of 3. Friendship bracelet 2/3]
I push mad facts on the hapless, shit's practically axiomatic; you don't talk smack with Orange Crush
Here
( That shit's as whack as I'm a guy made of metal! )
Some self-fulfilling prophecy shit
[Nimue, Day 196. Glass vial one use]
Here
( TT: You've kinda been talking my ear off. I do actually have shit to do )
[Nimue, Day 196. Glass vial one use]
uu: I FEEL LIKE I'M PICKING uP SOME BAD HABITS FROM YOu WINDBAGGING PISSFACES.
uu: LOOK AT THIS. I WASN'T EVEN GONNA GO OFF LIKE THIS.
uu: THIS WAS SuPPOSED TO BE JuST. AN IN AND OuT FuCK YOu.
uu: I'M SO DONE HERE.
uu: ANYWAY. LATER. YOu HORSEPORKING TWIT.
Here
( TT: You've kinda been talking my ear off. I do actually have shit to do )
MLP
[Pandora, Day 194. Clay pot you smash, 1/1]
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic wiki article
Ok so this memory is basically Dirk discovering MLP and MARATHONING THE FUCK OUT OF IT but this is also a really good indicator of what his life is like on a day to day basis and also just..... it's a very Dirk memory and actually pretty formative.
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Dirk's feelings on this memory are kind of ambivalent. It confirms for him that he was, in fact, very under-socialized. This was, and is not, a big deal for him. He understands that he has been more or less alone for a long portion of his life— his bro has probably been dead since he was very young, and Lil Cal has been taking care of him ever since (Dirk still considers Cal a functional person and likely always will, though he recognizes that Cal is not a HUMAN person).
[Pandora, Day 194. Clay pot you smash, 1/1]
I used to wonder what friendship could be/Until you shared it's magic with me/Big adventure/Ton's of fun/A beautiful heart faithful and strong/Sharing kindness/It's an easy feat/And magic makes it all complete!/You have my little ponies/Do you know you're all my very best friends?
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic wiki article
Ok so this memory is basically Dirk discovering MLP and MARATHONING THE FUCK OUT OF IT but this is also a really good indicator of what his life is like on a day to day basis and also just..... it's a very Dirk memory and actually pretty formative.
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Dirk's feelings on this memory are kind of ambivalent. It confirms for him that he was, in fact, very under-socialized. This was, and is not, a big deal for him. He understands that he has been more or less alone for a long portion of his life— his bro has probably been dead since he was very young, and Lil Cal has been taking care of him ever since (Dirk still considers Cal a functional person and likely always will, though he recognizes that Cal is not a HUMAN person).
A PHD in Google
[Gingerbread Witch, Day 192. Breadcrumbs 3/4]
Aviy's writeup
This is a headcanon memory for when Dirk is about 11! Jake IMs Dirk after he gets mauled by a hellmurder island beast and Dirk talks him through taking care of the wound and sendificates him a futuregadget to do up his stitches.
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[Gingerbread Witch, Day 192. Breadcrumbs 3/4]
Aviy's writeup
This is a headcanon memory for when Dirk is about 11! Jake IMs Dirk after he gets mauled by a hellmurder island beast and Dirk talks him through taking care of the wound and sendificates him a futuregadget to do up his stitches.
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<3
[Chance, Day 191. Star sticker sheet 5/6]
Prince of Heart: Rise Up [animation]
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[Chance, Day 191. Star sticker sheet 5/6]
The Prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked ♥
Prince of Heart: Rise Up [animation]
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Being a responsible parent
[Columbine, Day 189. Party blower with 3/3 views]
Jake and the AR | The ironies and Lil Seb
This memory starts off with Dirk being alerted that the robo-combat bunny he made to protect Jane has been activated. He pesters her to see why and they chat a bit about Lil Seb, the AR, his bro, and the game. Notably this is another memory where Dirk is outside but the memory doesn't really show his surroundings. He's on the roof of his apartment and there are seagulls wheeling overhead, the smell of the ocean, and the sound of waves. He is talking to Jane via 'thinking-typing' with the conversation displaying on his shades. He is in fact reading Jake's chatlogs with the AR but the focus on them is too fuzzy to make out in the memory.
Main points:
( TT: It's just a shame that believing will take something so coarse as seeing, for a girl as sharp as you. )
There isn't much emotive content besides a veritable mountain of Jane dere and a general sense of working/getting shit done.
[Columbine, Day 189. Party blower with 3/3 views]
TT: Has he been sleeping in the old man hollow again? Shit, that's adorable.
GG: I can think of cuter places for him to sleep, frankly!
Jake and the AR | The ironies and Lil Seb
This memory starts off with Dirk being alerted that the robo-combat bunny he made to protect Jane has been activated. He pesters her to see why and they chat a bit about Lil Seb, the AR, his bro, and the game. Notably this is another memory where Dirk is outside but the memory doesn't really show his surroundings. He's on the roof of his apartment and there are seagulls wheeling overhead, the smell of the ocean, and the sound of waves. He is talking to Jane via 'thinking-typing' with the conversation displaying on his shades. He is in fact reading Jake's chatlogs with the AR but the focus on them is too fuzzy to make out in the memory.
Main points:
( TT: It's just a shame that believing will take something so coarse as seeing, for a girl as sharp as you. )
There isn't much emotive content besides a veritable mountain of Jane dere and a general sense of working/getting shit done.
Puppet making
[Niccolo Game, Day 187]
This is a skill that involves several other minor skills: sewing, carving and you know what whatever the fuck else goes into puppet making. Sewing is the big one and it will means that Dirk can now make SMUPPETS:
( Image Under cut )
Hell. Fucking. Yes.
[Niccolo Game, Day 187]
The pile at the foot of your bed consists of hats, a few stray robo-parts, and SMUPPETS. Smuppets are a lovable sort of plush of your own design. You love everything about puppets. You're always thinking about the craft of their production, their operation, cool new designs and such. If the cosmos didn't have more important plans for you, and if the world weren't so fucked up, you'd make a run at fame and fortune with your own puppet enterprises, just like your BRO did with all his weird shit.
This is a skill that involves several other minor skills: sewing, carving and you know what whatever the fuck else goes into puppet making. Sewing is the big one and it will means that Dirk can now make SMUPPETS:
( Image Under cut )
Hell. Fucking. Yes.
+ His shades
+ x3 Sets of Wonderland Uniform (pants and jacket set)
+ Paper and pens (From Lloyd for a quest)
+ His own constantly in progress guide to Aather (Here)
+ An eyemask modeled after his shades that forces a full night's sleep (From Dormouse, day)
+ x3 sets of his own clothes (yellow jeans, orange sneakers, white shirt with an orange hat)
+ RAM card and a USB mouse (From Dream)
+ Stuffed husky with a Dirk-shirt (From Jason)
+ Turkey baster (from Firebird plot)
+ Stuffed yugioh hero doll wearing dragon wings (from Gingerbread Witch game, day 192)
+ x3 Sets of Wonderland Uniform (pants and jacket set)
+ Paper and pens (From Lloyd for a quest)
+ His own constantly in progress guide to Aather (Here)
+ An eyemask modeled after his shades that forces a full night's sleep (From Dormouse, day)
+ x3 sets of his own clothes (yellow jeans, orange sneakers, white shirt with an orange hat)
+ RAM card and a USB mouse (From Dream)
+ Stuffed husky with a Dirk-shirt (From Jason)
+ Turkey baster (from Firebird plot)
+ Stuffed yugioh hero doll wearing dragon wings (from Gingerbread Witch game, day 192)
Boner boner boner boner
[Persephone Game, day 185. Memory form is an orange blossom that has five petals. Pick one to view your memory. They wither after four days.]
Starts with "But you believe me, right?" ends with boners | Aranea speaks
Qualitatively, this memory doesn't have much to it: Jake is asleep and hanging out with Dirk, or rather, a splinter of Dirk that is manifesting as a brain phantom. Dirk fucks with him and Aranea, who is dead and a ghost, comes along drops some exposition on Jake in preparation to her taking him into the dream bubble to meet Meenah and everyone else on the meteor.
This is a huge clusterfuck of exposition let's bullet point:
( TT: Jake, what do you even know about someone's actual self? )
♥ Talked about with Jake where they also discuss Jake's memory about Jane's dream.
[Persephone Game, day 185. Memory form is an orange blossom that has five petals. Pick one to view your memory. They wither after four days.]
GT: Its like you are surrounding me from all sides with imitations of yourself but never the REAL YOU!!!
GT: Cheese and fucking crackers when do i just get to talk to the actual dirk?
Starts with "But you believe me, right?" ends with boners | Aranea speaks
Qualitatively, this memory doesn't have much to it: Jake is asleep and hanging out with Dirk, or rather, a splinter of Dirk that is manifesting as a brain phantom. Dirk fucks with him and Aranea, who is dead and a ghost, comes along drops some exposition on Jake in preparation to her taking him into the dream bubble to meet Meenah and everyone else on the meteor.
This is a huge clusterfuck of exposition let's bullet point:
( TT: Jake, what do you even know about someone's actual self? )
♥ Talked about with Jake where they also discuss Jake's memory about Jane's dream.
Question meme
Oct. 17th, 2012 03:29 pmQuestion meme since Dirk is almost at 1000 and it has absolutely been a month since the last one you don't need to fact check me on this.
Primarily for Dirk Strider/Ruby Twinkle and Yuri Lowell.
And anyone else I play.
Oh right appearance update and some general info on mannerisms for Dirk.
Primarily for Dirk Strider/Ruby Twinkle and Yuri Lowell.
And anyone else I play.
Oh right appearance update and some general info on mannerisms for Dirk.
Better faster stronger
[Gingerbread Witch Game, day 185. A lollipop with 3 shares.]
Ofscreen, mentioned here
( You don't have the HEART to hold it against him, though. )
♥ Shared with Jason and Rider
[Gingerbread Witch Game, day 185. A lollipop with 3 shares.]
Against the better judgment of one your age, you BUILD ROBOTS, SET THEM TO KILL MODE, AND SPAR WITH THEM TO DEATH. ... But you try to cool it on the deathmatch stuff when your BRO is looking, which is virtually NEVER.
Ofscreen, mentioned here
( You don't have the HEART to hold it against him, though. )
♥ Shared with Jason and Rider
Alaska and Ruby: The Bro Sag
[Jake's memory, Day 183]
Original thread | Aviy's writeup
Lemme just quote Aviy's:
[Jake's memory, Day 183]
TT: Oh, fuck. Is it a pony? Tell me it's a pony, Jake.
Original thread | Aviy's writeup
Lemme just quote Aviy's:
This memory is adapted from a thread Lei and I had in a meme. Instead of taking place on their planets (That we don't know anything about), it was made to take place when they are 14 or so, and the conversation all happens online.
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