ironicusername: (3642491a)
Make an indecent gesture at the sky
[Day 205, Green Knight. Cookies 5/5]
uu: I MAINLY JuST SKIM PAST IT ALL WITH DISGuST. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS.
uu: WHERE PEOPLE DIE.
uu: I COuLD READ THOSE.
uu: OVER AND OVER.
uu: AND ALSO MAYBE THE PARTS.
uu: WHERE PEOPLE "KISS"?
uu: IN THE WAY THAT WHEN YOu CHANCE uPON SOMETHING.
uu: uNSPEAKABLY AND VISCERALLY ABHORRENT.
uu: IT GETS HARD.

TT: Does it now.

Here until "Oh hell no"

TT: It's actually kind of fascinating that you think you achieved something visually coherent or recognizable. )

Boozehounding
[Day 207, Mira. heart-shaped mini-apples 6/7]
TT: For one thing, it gets a bit distracting managing two alert bodies in different places at the same time.
TT: And for another thing, it's better to maintain appearances.
TT: Everyone on Derse believes their heroes haven't woken yet.
TT: Though they are both rumored to be very active sleep walkers.
TT: Which is half true. She can't ever seem to sleep still. Goes off wandering for days.
TT: Sometimes I've gotta go round her up from some godforsaken cranny of the abyss. Drag her tipsy ass home, tuck her back in.

Offscreen

TT: Maybe I'll chain her leg to the bed if she doesn't wake up soon. )

Memory 8

Nov. 24th, 2012 11:15 am
ironicusername: (fountain of the blood which races)
Some self-fulfilling prophecy shit
[Nimue, Day 196. Glass vial one use]
uu: I FEEL LIKE I'M PICKING uP SOME BAD HABITS FROM YOu WINDBAGGING PISSFACES.
uu: LOOK AT THIS. I WASN'T EVEN GONNA GO OFF LIKE THIS.
uu: THIS WAS SuPPOSED TO BE JuST. AN IN AND OuT FuCK YOu.
uu: I'M SO DONE HERE.
uu: ANYWAY. LATER. YOu HORSEPORKING TWIT.

Here

TT: You've kinda been talking my ear off. I do actually have shit to do )

Memory 7

Nov. 18th, 2012 10:29 am
ironicusername: (3642491a)
MLP
[Pandora, Day 194. Clay pot you smash, 1/1]
I used to wonder what friendship could be/Until you shared it's magic with me/Big adventure/Ton's of fun/A beautiful heart faithful and strong/Sharing kindness/It's an easy feat/And magic makes it all complete!/You have my little ponies/Do you know you're all my very best friends?
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic wiki article

Ok so this memory is basically Dirk discovering MLP and MARATHONING THE FUCK OUT OF IT but this is also a really good indicator of what his life is like on a day to day basis and also just..... it's a very Dirk memory and actually pretty formative.

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Dirk's feelings on this memory are kind of ambivalent. It confirms for him that he was, in fact, very under-socialized. This was, and is not, a big deal for him. He understands that he has been more or less alone for a long portion of his life— his bro has probably been dead since he was very young, and Lil Cal has been taking care of him ever since (Dirk still considers Cal a functional person and likely always will, though he recognizes that Cal is not a HUMAN person).

Memory 6

Nov. 12th, 2012 07:49 pm
ironicusername: (1588915d)
A PHD in Google
[Gingerbread Witch, Day 192. Breadcrumbs 3/4]
Aviy's writeup

This is a headcanon memory for when Dirk is about 11! Jake IMs Dirk after he gets mauled by a hellmurder island beast and Dirk talks him through taking care of the wound and sendificates him a futuregadget to do up his stitches.

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Memory 5

Nov. 7th, 2012 10:25 am
ironicusername: (of the heart in the expectation of)
<3
[Chance, Day 191. Star sticker sheet 5/6]
The Prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked ♥
Prince of Heart: Rise Up [animation]

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Memory 4

Oct. 28th, 2012 09:13 pm
ironicusername: (become more ready to join with passion)
Being a responsible parent
[Columbine, Day 189. Party blower with 3/3 views]
TT: Has he been sleeping in the old man hollow again? Shit, that's adorable.
GG: I can think of cuter places for him to sleep, frankly!

Jake and the AR | The ironies and Lil Seb

This memory starts off with Dirk being alerted that the robo-combat bunny he made to protect Jane has been activated. He pesters her to see why and they chat a bit about Lil Seb, the AR, his bro, and the game. Notably this is another memory where Dirk is outside but the memory doesn't really show his surroundings. He's on the roof of his apartment and there are seagulls wheeling overhead, the smell of the ocean, and the sound of waves. He is talking to Jane via 'thinking-typing' with the conversation displaying on his shades. He is in fact reading Jake's chatlogs with the AR but the focus on them is too fuzzy to make out in the memory.

Main points:
TT: It's just a shame that believing will take something so coarse as seeing, for a girl as sharp as you. )

There isn't much emotive content besides a veritable mountain of Jane dere and a general sense of working/getting shit done.

Memory 3

Oct. 18th, 2012 01:20 am
ironicusername: (A lot of philosophical horseshit [animat)
Boner boner boner boner
[Persephone Game, day 185. Memory form is an orange blossom that has five petals. Pick one to view your memory. They wither after four days.]
GT: Its like you are surrounding me from all sides with imitations of yourself but never the REAL YOU!!!
GT: Cheese and fucking crackers when do i just get to talk to the actual dirk?

Starts with "But you believe me, right?" ends with boners | Aranea speaks

Qualitatively, this memory doesn't have much to it: Jake is asleep and hanging out with Dirk, or rather, a splinter of Dirk that is manifesting as a brain phantom. Dirk fucks with him and Aranea, who is dead and a ghost, comes along drops some exposition on Jake in preparation to her taking him into the dream bubble to meet Meenah and everyone else on the meteor.

This is a huge clusterfuck of exposition let's bullet point:
TT: Jake, what do you even know about someone's actual self? )

♥ Talked about with Jake where they also discuss Jake's memory about Jane's dream.

Memory 2

Oct. 14th, 2012 10:47 pm
ironicusername: (place of guard that when the might of)
Better faster stronger
[Gingerbread Witch Game, day 185. A lollipop with 3 shares.]
Against the better judgment of one your age, you BUILD ROBOTS, SET THEM TO KILL MODE, AND SPAR WITH THEM TO DEATH. ... But you try to cool it on the deathmatch stuff when your BRO is looking, which is virtually NEVER.
Ofscreen, mentioned here

You don't have the HEART to hold it against him, though. )

♥ Shared with Jason and Rider
ironicusername: (we can set the map on fire and go)
Alaska and Ruby: The Bro Sag
[Jake's memory, Day 183]
TT: Oh, fuck. Is it a pony? Tell me it's a pony, Jake.
Original thread | Aviy's writeup

Lemme just quote Aviy's:

This memory is adapted from a thread Lei and I had in a meme. Instead of taking place on their planets (That we don't know anything about), it was made to take place when they are 14 or so, and the conversation all happens online.

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