Question

Apr. 25th, 2013 02:20 am
ironicusername: (dirk-3-2)
[personal profile] ironicusername
I'm going through essay withdrawal.

So Question meme for:


Aather: Yuri Lowell and Dirk Strider
Decollage: Dave Strider/Gil and Yuri Lowell/Bailey
Thoughtformed: Dirk Strider and Guillaume Gerard

on 2013-05-01 03:12 am (UTC)
ventrilbroquist: (lets just exploit all this excess)
Posted by [personal profile] ventrilbroquist
oh jeez i have a lot

i was talking to a friend the other day and we were like, how the hell did dirk grow up by himself?!?!?! and we were trying to come up with a way for it to happen. so we decided that it was time shenanigans and dirk would have sent his babyself bots to take care of him, possibly small prototypes of squarewave and sawtooth. dirk would build them and send them in the sendificator to himself as a baby and they raised him. he knows how to cook food that babies can eat because he would send the robots with food. he'd actually make a pretty decent caretaker of a child because he had to teach himself all of that stuff in order to care for himself.

i have a lot of appearance ones. like dirk has a scar on his forehead hidden under his bangs from not protecting his face while he was making a robot and basically getting shrapneled. and his hands are super scarred and calloused. he's got a lot of freckles all over because he spends a lot of time in the sun but his skin only burns and gets freckles instead of tanning properly.

he's got a whole collection of gay porn on his computer that features people that look like jake. sometimes he pretends to be ar and sends jake porn of blue people, then jacks off to thinking about jake watching the porn and getting all hot and bothered about it, then feels gross about himself

man idek i have lots, lots more

i have 2 questions:

1) how will dave be feeling after doing it with his bro
and 2) how will dirk feel when there is a new jake who doesnt remember him (or possibly does, but is really (UNSURE) about him)